cigarettesandcommunism:

Hey everyone!

I’ve been homeless since the end of March, and FINALLY found a place to live!

The security deposit is quite a lot at once and im still $2000 short. If I can’t come up with that by July 20th I lose the place and the 1k I already put down to reserve it.

Plus my catalytic converter fell off my car and its currently in my trunk. But priorities.

I can’t lose this place. Its perfect. Its the only one I’ve found near work. Im out of options.

Please, anything helps. Even if you can’t help directly, sharing this helps a lot.

My Ppal and $app are both TransManDragQueen

Thanks so much for reading this, please at least share this post.

Thank you and I hope something makes you smile today!

Update on 7/17,

I’ve received some much appreciated help and thank you so much!

Now, my oil pressure in my car is gone and the warning light is on constantly not just when I start it.

I still have an hour drive to and from work, 6 days a week. Gas and car maintenance are needed and EXPENSIVE and im not doing okay.

Everything happens at once I guess.

Thanks so much for any reblogs and help.

Ppal and $app are both TransManDragQueen

idsb:

Idk who this guy is but I’m just gonna leave this here without comment and hope the audience I’m indirecting it at finally understands something for once

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gingerswagfreckles:

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Holy Fucking Shit

vampyr3wife:

If my silly levels get too low I die

leolaroot:

leolaroot:

jerking off is awesome. youre telling me i can do this for free whenever i want at my own house?

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bogleech:

dragonmons:

chuckletons:

kf-tea:

Today, one of my second graders was working on shape name recognition, and we got to this picture of a pyramid shape with a wide-ish base. When he saw it, his eyes lit up and he turned to me with a huge grin on his face, pointed at it, and said “When the teacher forgets to assign homework” before bursting out into hysterics, covering his mouth and giggling.

I don’t understand what happened except this kid CLEARLY knows about the strong comedic and memeable value of mathematical shapes and emotions that I, an old millennial, cannot comprehend

I did, however, try to recreate this moment as the meme this child must have seen in his head

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maybe he was thinking of the dancing triangle meme??

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i have seen this gif with that exact caption before. this is absolutely the one he was thinking of

That kid saw one of the simplest geometric shapes and said that’s blorbo from my memes 👍

bakwaaas:

how am i doing? oh I’m fine except i’m in a constant state of nostalgia and sentimentality over everyone I’ve ever loved and every age I’ve ever been and every phase of my life and every job I’ve worked and I’m constantly missing people and places that I can never go back to but it’s cool it’s fine

sniperct:

swan2swan:

It’s very frightening that most deserts are just seas that you missed.

Most of the southwest used to be a sea. I used to find ancient seashells out in the desert. My dad climbed a dormant volcano about 15 miles from las vegas and found seashells up there, and there was another mountain much closer that also had seashells. You can see where there were once ocean currents in the sediment.

There used to be trees too. Whole forests of petrified wood.

toskarin:

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I used to reference this tweet all the time. I did it for years. I misremembered “kramer gets addicted to virtual yogurt” being a meme so I gave people shit for not remembering it

and then one day I looked it up and realized it was from a failed 2013 gimmick account that tweeted 6 times before being abandoned and got like. 2 retweets ever.

mendedserpent:

much like the minotaur I am a creature in some sort of situation

huffylemon:

spookyskeletonblog:

huffylemon:

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Happy Halloween

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^these are the additions I want on my posts. Take notes people

thefrogman:

sirfrogsworth:

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It’s amazing how many garbage takes could be avoided with a single Google search.

There are tons of amazing sculptors still working today.

I mean, has the internet already forgotten the hammerhead shark made out of hammerheads?

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I feel like this is a good time to bring back this classic…

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Don’t be a dork ass loser.

[ Luo Li Rong ]

r0zeclawz:

tucks you in and kisses your forehead then shows you my knuckle tats that say SEEP TITE

creaturecadaver:

creaturecadaver:

people don’t talk enough about the trauma callouts can cause and the fact people can and will use them maliciously to destroy the social life and often livelihood of people they just don’t like (often out of bigotry too!) since that would require applying critical thinking to what you read and understanding that you can’t just go “oh shit this person is being called out they must be Bad”

if you’ve been maliciously called out i love you. if you have trauma from being called out i love you

queerpeers:

queerpeers:

queerpeers:

queerpeers:

part of being an ally to trans men is not being a dick to cis men for their appearance btw

the short trans men hear you. the trans men with bottom growth—or who are post-phalloplasty—hear your bad jokes about small dicks. the trans men undergoing hrt who are losing their hair hear you talk shit about bald spots.

also, hot take, you should care about not hurting random cis men in addition to not hurting trans men. like just because some guy is being an asshole online doesn’t mean the thousands of young boys reading your comments about someone with their same acne deserved it. i don’t care what your reason is, even if you think someone is bad enough to warrant being bullied, who gave you permission to hurt the innocent bystander?

hey y’all should spread this version bc some people need to hear this context